According to USA Today, one of five Americans will include their favorite non-human pal in this special day, spending $815 million collectively on Valentine’s Day gifts for their pets. Here are an assortment of Valentine’s Day gift ideas ranging from the simple and thoughtful to the luxurious and over-the-top!

1. Valentine’s Day “Special Occasion” Dog Dress – $23.50

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2. Hot Doll – A “love doll” for dogs – $231

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3. Limited Edition Sexy Beast Canine Cologne – $850

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4. Bag of Dicks – $28

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5. Amour, Amour – Diamond Dog Necklace – $3.2 million

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6. Red Satin Dog Panties – $7

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7. Dog Beer – $25.95

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8. Bubbletastic Bacon Flavored Dog Bubble Machine – $19.95

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9.  Bowlingual Dog Translator – $105.72

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10. Snood Hat- $18

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