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10 Halloween Costumes That Never, Ever Needed To Be Sexy

Ah, Halloween. That wonderful time of year when we all get to overindulge in candy and dress up in our favorite ghoulish or clever costumes. It’s also, of course, a time when companies trot out the classic “sexy” costume for women. A cop becomes a “sexy” cop, a nurse becomes a “sexy” nurse, and a nerd becomes a “sexy” nerd — the less fabric, the better.

Despite the fact that there are tons of creative costumes for women that go beyond the “sexy cop,” most costumes made for women and young girls this time of year can be notoriously sexist. They can also be just downright absurd. So part of the joy of Halloween is getting to see what new arbitrary, inatimate object costume manufactures have decided to slap with the “sexy” label.

Will it be a Sexy Lamp? A Sexy Remote Control? A Sexy Pile of Laundry? (One of those, sadly, is a real, actual costume in this world.)

Below, we’ve gathered 26 of the most ridiculous “sexy” Halloween costumes this year.

  • 1.      Sexy Jiminy Cricket

    via       3Wishes
    2.      Sexy Remote Control

  • via       Mr. Costumes
  • 3.      Sexy Nemo

    via       Yandy
  • 4.      Sexy Crayon

    via       Halloween Costumes
  • 5.      Sexy Donald Trump

    via       Yandy
    • 6.      Sexy Movie Director

    via       3Wishes
7.      Sexy Spongebob

via       Yandy

8.      Sexy Mime

via       Ebay


9.      Sexy Troll

via       Yandy


10.      Sexy Slice of Pizza

via       Yandy


In case you’re not in the mood to pay $60 to be a “Sexy Baby” this year, check out Halloween costumes that are way better than “sexy cop,” some adorable costume ideas to try with your BFF, or feminist-themed costumes.







[via Huffington Post]

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