What to Get HIM for Valentine’s Day
What to get him for Valentine’s Day!
Instead of chocolate-covered strawberries, give him chocolate-covered bacon.
Or bacon candy. Bacon brittle! Really any bacon-based sweet will do. And if your dude doesn’t have much of a sweet tooth, try getting him some fancy, artisanal beef jerky. Or steaks! Or, to put it another way: meat.
Instead of roses, give him a cactus.
The cactus is by far the manliest of plants, and certain varieties even sort of look like roses with their green bases and bright bulbous heads. And, much like your love, they will live and continue to grow long after Valentine’s Day (and the roses he got you) have gone.
Don’t think hearts, think blood.
No sweet, floral scents. Only rugged, woodsy smells will do!
This big-ass Feu de Bois candle from Diptyque is the ultimate man scent gift. Not only does it smell like a campfire at midnight, but the canister is so huge, he can use it as a trash can once the candle finally burns out, so even his garbage can smell appealing manly!
Champagne may be romantic, but beer is his true bubbly of choice.