30
Jan

Ladies, Your Valentine’s Day Gift Decoded!

Ladies, your Valentine’s Day gift decoded!

Valentine's Day Gift Trends Then and Now

He got you: Valentine-themed chocolates? What it says: “I bought this at the supermarket on the way over here, probably because I’m surprised that we made it to Valentine’s Day and hadn’t planned on getting you anything.”

He got you: Plane tickets for a romantic getaway What it says: “I think our relationship is strong enough to withstand non-stop quality time and hearing/smelling each other’s bodily functions through the hotel’s bathroom door.”

He got you: A gym membership, after you’ve been complaining about how you want but can’t afford a gym membership What it says: “I’m a little clueless, but thoughtful.”

He got you: A gym membership, despite you never mentioning your weight, exercise, or visiting a gym What it says: “I’m clueless, and I’ll be sleeping on the couch this week.”

He got you: Anything he made himself What it says: “If you weren’t sure how into you I am, the answer is very.”

He got you: A promise that your gift is on its way, coupled with mumbling about it being held up at the post office What it says: “I just ordered it yesterday and didn’t even splurge for overnight shipping.”

He got you: Lingerie that’s totally your style What it says: “I know what makes you feel sexy and I’m willing to spend an hour at Victoria’s Secret looking creepy to give it to you.”

He got you: A framed picture of the two of you What it says: “I’m a cheesy romantic.”

He got you: A framed picture of the two of you, blown up to the size of your bedroom wall What it says: “I hope the cheesy romance factor conceals the fact that I have a shrine to you in my room and am knitting mittens out of your hair.”

He got you: A pet for the two of you What it says: “I’ve already booked a caterer and reception hall for our wedding, just in case. Don’t mind the shelf of baby name books in my living room.”

He got you: A pair of earrings? What it says: “I think you’re worth a million bucks—but I could only afford $79.99 at Zales.”

He got you: A gift certificate to a spa What it says: “I want you to feel completely pampered while I picture you being oiled up and rubbed down.”

He got you: Extra RAM for your computer What it says: “256 megabytes of file storage is the closest thing to flowers you’ll ever get from me, so if you want romance, keep looking.”

He got you: The breakup speech What it says: “You have my permission to spread the word that I’m bad in bed.”

 

 

 

 

 

[via The Hawk]

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